Fetishes- What better way to begin?

So...I finally have a blog! I know you are all very excited (ha ha). It's a brilliant way to journal (w/o the status character limitations). Especially, for the writer that hates the physical act of writing. I know I'm odd. Actually, I prefer SPECIAL...I'm so special, so special, so special!

Okay, on to the Topic At Hand(TAH). Fetishes.

So, I'm chatting with my potential Cocker Spaniel* and he asked me about a specific sexual act**. I replied to him that it was my fetish. Judging by his reaction I think it is safe to say that he had the wrong idea for what fetish meant.

You know I looked it up.

I did not know that a rabbit's foot is considered a fetish, come to think of it...that makes sense too. Anyway, I went with definition c***. I had no Idea it was that deep! Being a poet...I have my own definition.

Aham! A fetish is simply the thing that ultimately turns you on; sexually, it's what I love to do.

He apparently took it to be an addiction, because he then commenced to wanting to slut me out to his crew of young men. Besides the universal law of having one Cocker Spaniel at a time (this will eventually be it's own blog)...Hello! You are the Cocker Spaniel! You are trained and the trained do not call the shots!

No, but seriously, it transfers from being a fetish to addiction if it has control of you. I will have you know that I do NOT go into withdrawal if I do not perform my fetish.

Oh, if by chance you THINK you've figured out what my fetish is...I will lie. Unless, of course, your a potential Cocker Spaniel, Muchoskin, or sexual partner.

Hope you enjoyed my 1st blog...This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

P.S- Ladies, don't be frontin' like you never had a Cocker Spaniel or thought of it! Judgemental asses...lol


* A Cocker Spaniel - is a Young Man whose sole purpose is to...well, cocker your spaniel. Usually because they're LEGAL, but can't take you to the club and (in most cases) still live with their momma. Note: this term is original...it's mine! You're free to use it, but give me my PROPS!

**Most of you know me and know I'm a straight up individual, but I still have to protect ItsReaLight the product. There's just some things I cannot reveal, so use your imagination. Besides...if I told you, the brothers will be lined up at my door!

***c : an object or bodily part whose real or fantasied presence is psychologically necessary for sexual gratification and that is an object of fixation to the extent that it may interfere with complete sexual expression

Light TAH! TAH!..4 now