In my first post I spoke about the Cocker Spaniel (a Young Man whose sole purpose is to...well, cocker your spaniel. Usually because they're LEGAL, but can't take you to the club and (in most cases) still live with their momma.) Legal of course means at least 18, but I prefer mine to at least have graduated out of high school...lol...lawd.
We don't get serious with Cocker Spaniels, because their immaturity and lack of wisdom will drive us crazy. They are for fun and games, because they can understand fun and games. Please, when dealing with them let them know their position. The last thing you want is your co-worker showing up at your cubicle talking 'bout "Hey girl, I think your nephew is out there looking for you..." and he's standing out by the front desk with a dozen roses talking 'bout "Hey Boo, I've missed you..." looking for a kiss (I think you get the point).
Consider that some may not be able to enter the club with you, much less buy you a drink. Now I can't give you an age difference, but if you or your homegirl has children their age...that's a good gage. You'll know, Stella, you'll know.
Now for the Muchoskin...I puposely didn't define it in my first post to see who will ask or see if you would just pretend that you knew.
Here are the myths to figuring out a man's 'size': height, shoe size, nose, hands, etc.
I usually don't deal with men shorter than me; their 'Napolean Complex' is real and intolerable.
A Muchoskin in a Macho Munshkin. Mucho is much (or a lot) and I think we know what a munshkin is, if not...look it up. That's all. I don't deal with shorter men otherwise, so I came up with a term...it's the poet in me...lol.
Light Tah! Tah! (4 now)
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